A dear friend, and Bri, went out to a pub, <br />where late at night our shoulders did rub. <br />Oh! Nothing else rubbed, be assured, ...... <br />but of course, for that, DON'T take my word. <br /> <br />We each polished off a six pack of Indian beer, <br />and before long our brains were NOT so clear. <br />So..... to ward off a citation from the police, <br />we each ate a huge sheet pizza......every piece! <br /> <br />A lot of curry powder was mixed with the cheese, <br />so much that Bri could not control his sneeze. <br />But Bri knew a surefire way....to make it stop; <br />he ordered a whole mango pie with cream on its top. <br /> <br />Not to be outdone, his friend ordered a whole saffron cake. <br />Bri watched her eat the whole thing, for goodness sake! <br />A big burping and belching contest then did ensue, <br />and the other patrons, from near them, quickly withdrew. <br /> <br />Early next morning they both stumbled into their beds, <br />and, for hours, devils banged inside their guts....and their heads... <br />till both were urgently needing to their bathrooms to wend.... <br />where the devils erupted from each one's top....AND bottom end. <br /> <br /> <br />(Sept.26/27,2014)<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bottoms-up-gluttony-friendly-night-out-hangovers-etc-almost-more-than-short-humor/
